Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
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