Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
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