When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
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