A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
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