Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
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