How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
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