What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
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