What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
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