Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
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