How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
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