Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.