Why was the food critic fired?
They didn't reference their sauces
I heard there are some fires near Greece
We’re gonna need a lot of baking soda.
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills ?
Bernadette.
Why did the vegan get fired ?
His job performance did not meat expectations.
My boss has just fired me for making too many Asian jokes.
Oh well!! That's the end of my Korea.
What do you call an 'O' on fire?
Flamingo.
My son and I went camping yesterday and when he asked me how to start a campfire, I explained, "You can start a fire by rubbing two sticks together, but make sure they’re the same..."
"Then you’ll have a match."
What kind of fire moistens?
A humidifier.
Iron Man's favourite Xmas gifts this year were socks that fire from his feet.
He called them missile toes.
My grand father always said "fight Fire with Fire".
He was a great man but a terrible Fireman
I dropped my steak into the fire.
Well done, me, well done.
If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ?
K9P.
I need to apologize to my fellow Californians for all the recent forest fires.
Apparently I'm the only one that could've prevented them
What did the chicken do when his shop caught on fire?
He egg-xited..
Why did the forest ranger never put their tent between fires
because if they did the tents would be in a across fire
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
I stole fire from the gods.
But I couldn't fence it. It was too hot.
Why Did the Milkman Get Fired?
He was skimming off the top.
I was fired from an insect repellent company for being dyslexic, so I smashed all their computers.
There’s no files on me.
I saw a cow on fire ther dayand so I put it out.
Guess you could call it a rare experience.
Why didn't the mexican archer fire his bow?
Because he didn't habanero.
Mom told son to clean his room. But instead, he set it on fire.
It was a hot mess
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