General: "Fire at will!"
Soldier: "Which one's Will?"
My son and I went camping yesterday and when he asked me how to start a campfire, I explained, "You can start a fire by rubbing two sticks together, but make sure they’re the same..."
"Then you’ll have a match."
A french farmer who owned an olive plantation had a huge fire
He was extremely sad, he had lost his all his huile d'olive.
Why didn't the mexican archer fire his bow?
Because he didn't habanero.
What did the chicken do when his shop caught on fire?
He egg-xited..
Mom told son to clean his room. But instead, he set it on fire.
It was a hot mess
My boss has just fired me for making too many Asian jokes.
Oh well!! That's the end of my Korea.
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills ?
Bernadette.
I heard there are some fires near Greece
We’re gonna need a lot of baking soda.
The other day I put out a big dangerous open fire!
The other people on the hot air balloon didn't appreciate me for some reason.
My Dermatologist was fired today...
He made too many rash decisions.
What is fire to a pyromaniac?
Just a warm-up.
The coffee shop kept samples of burnt coffee as evidence to fire their roaster.
It was used as grounds for dismissal.
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was InTents.
I got fired from the Calendar Factory yesterday
They say it's because I took a day off.
I need to apologize to my fellow Californians for all the recent forest fires.
Apparently I'm the only one that could've prevented them
Why was the Blonde fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away the W's.
My fire tonight...
Was lit!
I'll open fire on anyone who says video games make children violent!
I got fired from the unemployment office on Friday.
My boss said, “Clean out your desk, and I’ll see you in the office on Monday.”
My grand father always said "fight Fire with Fire".
He was a great man but a terrible Fireman
I was fired from an insect repellent company for being dyslexic, so I smashed all their computers.
There’s no files on me.
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