Why did the forest ranger never put their tent between fires
because if they did the tents would be in a across fire
I dropped my steak into the fire.
Well done, me, well done.
I saw a cow on fire ther dayand so I put it out.
Guess you could call it a rare experience.
The other day I put out a big dangerous open fire!
The other people on the hot air balloon didn't appreciate me for some reason.
I went to the shooting range for the first time, but I couldn’t get my gun to fire
I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual
I was fired from an insect repellent company for being dyslexic, so I smashed all their computers.
There’s no files on me.
What did they use to set off the amazon warehouse fire?
Amazon kindle.
What do you call an 'O' on fire?
Flamingo.
Why didn't the mexican archer fire his bow?
Because he didn't habanero.
What is fire to a pyromaniac?
Just a warm-up.
What kind of fire moistens?
A humidifier.
My fire tonight...
Was lit!
Did you hear the was a fire at a used furniture store and two people died next door?
It was due the second hand smoke
What do you call a ghoul who sits too close to the fire?
A toasty ghosty.
My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture
I have a hunch, it might be me.
I got fired from the unemployment office on Friday.
My boss said, “Clean out your desk, and I’ll see you in the office on Monday.”
My Ex-wife called me to tell me my son was arrested for setting a house on fire. I corrected her saying...
Arson.
Why did the vegan get fired ?
His job performance did not meat expectations.
My boss has just fired me for making too many Asian jokes.
Oh well!! That's the end of my Korea.
What did the chicken do when his shop caught on fire?
He egg-xited..
I stole fire from the gods.
But I couldn't fence it. It was too hot.
When Smokey died in a forest fire, how did his body get to the cemetery ?
Pallbears.
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