My fire tonight...
Was lit!
My boss has just fired me for making too many Asian jokes.
Oh well!! That's the end of my Korea.
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was InTents.
When Smokey died in a forest fire, how did his body get to the cemetery ?
Pallbears.
Me: "Hello? 911? Emergency! The neighbors house is on fire!"
Dispatcher: "Did you discover the fire?"
Me: "No! Prometheus! but what does he have to do with this?"
Mom told son to clean his room. But instead, he set it on fire.
It was a hot mess
Why did the forest ranger never put their tent between fires
because if they did the tents would be in a across fire
What did they use to set off the amazon warehouse fire?
Amazon kindle.
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills ?
Bernadette.
I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer “Smoking” or “Non-smoking”.
Apparently the correct terms are “Cremation” and “Burial”.
The other day I put out a big dangerous open fire!
The other people on the hot air balloon didn't appreciate me for some reason.
What did the chicken do when his shop caught on fire?
He egg-xited..
I dropped my steak into the fire.
Well done, me, well done.
A butt lit a house on fire.
So I guess he committed Arse-on
What do you call a ghoul who sits too close to the fire?
A toasty ghosty.
Why was the boxer fired from his job?
He never punched out.
What did the water in the fire truck say when it came to a sudden stop?
I'm baffled.
Why didn't the mexican archer fire his bow?
Because he didn't habanero.
A french farmer who owned an olive plantation had a huge fire
He was extremely sad, he had lost his all his huile d'olive.
I was fired from an insect repellent company for being dyslexic, so I smashed all their computers.
There’s no files on me.
I need to apologize to my fellow Californians for all the recent forest fires.
Apparently I'm the only one that could've prevented them
Most people have off on Independence Day. Except fire.
Fire-works on 4th of July.