My grand father always said "fight Fire with Fire".
He was a great man but a terrible Fireman
Why was the Blonde fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away the W's.
The coffee shop kept samples of burnt coffee as evidence to fire their roaster.
It was used as grounds for dismissal.
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was InTents.
I went to the shooting range for the first time, but I couldn’t get my gun to fire
I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual
I saw a cow on fire ther dayand so I put it out.
Guess you could call it a rare experience.
What did the water in the fire truck say when it came to a sudden stop?
I'm baffled.
Most people have off on Independence Day. Except fire.
Fire-works on 4th of July.
My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture
I have a hunch, it might be me.
I need to apologize to my fellow Californians for all the recent forest fires.
Apparently I'm the only one that could've prevented them
Why was the food critic fired?
They didn't reference their sauces
I heard there are some fires near Greece
We’re gonna need a lot of baking soda.
I was fired from an insect repellent company for being dyslexic, so I smashed all their computers.
There’s no files on me.
It was a great fire. It was a bon-fire.
Did you hear the was a fire at a used furniture store and two people died next door?
It was due the second hand smoke
When Smokey died in a forest fire, how did his body get to the cemetery ?
Pallbears.
My fire tonight...
Was lit!
I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer “Smoking” or “Non-smoking”.
Apparently the correct terms are “Cremation” and “Burial”.
I got fired from the unemployment office on Friday.
My boss said, “Clean out your desk, and I’ll see you in the office on Monday.”
If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ?
K9P.
Why was the boxer fired from his job?
He never punched out.
What kind of fire moistens?
A humidifier.
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