General: "Fire at will!"
Soldier: "Which one's Will?"
My son and I went camping yesterday and when he asked me how to start a campfire, I explained, "You can start a fire by rubbing two sticks together, but make sure they’re the same..."
"Then you’ll have a match."
I need to apologize to my fellow Californians for all the recent forest fires.
Apparently I'm the only one that could've prevented them
My Ex-wife called me to tell me my son was arrested for setting a house on fire. I corrected her saying...
Arson.
My Dermatologist was fired today...
He made too many rash decisions.
If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ?
K9P.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
What did the water in the fire truck say when it came to a sudden stop?
I'm baffled.
Why was the Blonde fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away the W's.
There was a terrible fire at the shoe factory today...
Over a million soles were lost.
I went to the shooting range for the first time, but I couldn’t get my gun to fire
I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual
Why didn't the mexican archer fire his bow?
Because he didn't habanero.
Iron Man's favourite Xmas gifts this year were socks that fire from his feet.
He called them missile toes.
When Smokey died in a forest fire, how did his body get to the cemetery ?
Pallbears.
I heard there are some fires near Greece
We’re gonna need a lot of baking soda.
What did they use to set off the amazon warehouse fire?
Amazon kindle.
I saw a cow on fire ther dayand so I put it out.
Guess you could call it a rare experience.
I stole fire from the gods.
But I couldn't fence it. It was too hot.
My fire tonight...
Was lit!
Most people have off on Independence Day. Except fire.
Fire-works on 4th of July.
I dropped my steak into the fire.
Well done, me, well done.
My boss fired me.
"Why?" I asked.
He said, "You always question authority."
"How?"
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