Why did the light bulb fail his math quiz?
He wasn’t too bright.
What is a plug’s favorite chant at a sporting event?
CHARGE!!
I'm thinking about writing a book about lamps. I think its a bright idea
What would you call a power failure? A current event.
My wife said to me that the spark between us had gone. So, I tasered her, and I’ll ask her again when she wakes up.”
A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says, Get out! We don’t serve your kind here.
Got my new blender yesterday but I can't tell if I like or not though...
It keeps giving me mixed results.
My 6 year old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill...
Looks like she’s preparing some kind of Barbie queue...
Where do electricians get their supplies? The Ohm Depot.
What did the lamps do after their date?
They got turned on.
My electrician friend accidentally blew the power to the ice-making factory. Now they’ve gone into liquidation.
Why couldn't I fry wood on the stove?
I used a non-stick pan.
How are air conditioners like humans?
Both get turned on when it's hot.
What happens if you put an iPhone in a blender?
You get apple juice.
My favorite crime TV show has a duck as the main character.
He always quacks the case.
Is your refrigerator running? I was hoping to vote for it.
What do you call a regular potato broadcasting sports?
A common tater.
They call the first episode of a TV show a "Pilot", because anyone can fly a plane for a couple seconds....
But you have to prove your jokes can land.
I was opening up all the vents in our house. My wife didn't understand why.
"You may think that's eVENTfull. You'll undestand why I do this eVENTually"
Why did the light bulb fail his math quiz? He wasn’t too bright.”
A friend of mine once found a hundred dollar bill in his pocket after doing laundry...
I became too afraid he might have gotten himself into the money laundering business.
I once convinced my younger brother to swallow a small lamp.
I got in so much trouble but it was worth it to see his little face light up.
What did the man say after he came out of the walk-in freezer?
"That experience was chilling."
What do you get if you put kisses in a blender?
A Smoochie.
The sun is just a big space heater.
I love lamps.
They're so enlightening.
What is the energy provider’s favorite dance? The electric slide.”
I just built a car out of a washing machine.
I’ll be taking it for a spin later.
The guy who got arrested for eating batteries…. He is to be charged in the morning.
I put my fancy shirts in the freezer before I wear them.
It's cold fashion, look it up!
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