What is the name of the Hollywood movie that stars an "outlaw" brain and an "outlaw" woman on a road trip?
Thalamus and Louise.
What do neurons use to talk to each other?
Cellular phones.
What
An action potential takes the train to school. What is the name of the train station where it gets off for school?
Axon terminal.
Have you heard about the guy who made a bomb out of a brain?
It was pretty mindblowing.
What is the best toothpaste for the brain?
Neural crest.
What is a myelinated neuron's favorite type of music?
Wrap music.
What dinner dish does a developing neuron use?
A neural plate.
What is a good pick-up line an axon terminal can use on a dendrite?
"Let's connect."
What did the axon terminal say to the receptor when they broke up?
I need my space.
What does the visual system use to play basketball?
Eyeballs.
When does a brain get afraid?
When it loses its nerve.
How do you decide whether to be a Brain Surgeon or a Novelist?
You flip a coin. It’ll land on heads or tales.
Why are fish so smart?
They spend a lot of time in schools.
What type of photos do neurons post to Facebook?
Cellfies.
How did the woman react when the doctor suggested she have a brain biopsy?
She gave him a piece of her mind.
Which cranial nerve would be right at home in a well-known city in Nevada?
The vagus nerve.
What did the stimulus do to the neuron after they got married?
Carried it over the threshold.
What did the brain say after it got an electrical shock?
"This was a stimulating experience."
Why do mummies like myelin?
Because of all the wrapping.
What does a brain do when it sees a friend across the street?
Gives a brain wave.
How did the mother know her child would become a neuroanatomist?
He was constantly staining stuff.
When does it rain brains?
During a brain storm.
Where are neurons put in jail when they commit a crime?
A nerve cell.
What is a sleeping brain's favorite musical group (rock band)?
REM.
happens when you bother the parietal lobe?
It gets very touchy.
What reassuring advice did the meninges give to the brain?
"Don't worry, I've got you covered."
Why are sponges and brains similar?
They both like to soak up "material"
Why do brain cells grown in a dish attend the ballet and opera?
Because they are very cultured.
What do you call a hat for the brain?
A thinking cap.
What kind of fish performs brain surgery?
A neurosturgeon.
I highly encourage you to have more brain farts
It develops mental fartitude.
What did the mother brain say to her oldest child when it was bothering her youngest child?
It didn't want to get brain-washed.
Why do action potentials make good volleyball players?
They are always spiking.
Why is the left cerebral cortex always wrong?
Because it was never in the rgiht.
My hypochondriac brother just told me he thinks he's got a brain tumor.
I told him not to worry, it's probably all in his head.
What do you call glia when it is happy?
Smyelin.
What do you get when you cross a thought with a light bulb?
A bright idea.
If your dog was a neurologist, what would it do all day?
Perform PET scans.
A friend of mine lost the right side of of his brain in a car accident, but he wouldn’t stop drinking and driving.
No one in their right mind would do that.
The brain is an amazing organ
it really makes you think.
A brain aneurysm would be swell.
Why were the axons bothered by myelin?
It was getting on their nerves.
What is a brain's favorite kind of boat?
A cranial blood vessel.
What street does the hippocampus live on?
Memory lane.
Why didn't the brain want to take a bath?
What is a neuroscientist's favorite type of dog?
A labratory retriever.
What do neurons do on their birthdays?
They cell-ebrate
What did the Hollywood film director say to the young neuron that wanted to be an actor?
"Hey kid, you've got potential."
Why are neuroanatomy classes the smartest?
They have lots of brains.
What is a neuron's favorite television channel?
The Ion Channel
There's a microchip you can transplant into your brain to boost your memory
You should keep that in mind.