What does a brain do when it sees a friend across the street?
Gives a brain wave.
What are the magic words for a brainy magician?
Hocus sulcus.
Where does a neuron keep its money?
In a brain bank.
Why were the axons bothered by myelin?
It was getting on their nerves.
What is a myelinated neuron's favorite type of music?
Wrap music.
What is a sleeping brain's favorite musical group (rock band)?
REM.
My hypochondriac brother just told me he thinks he's got a brain tumor.
I told him not to worry, it's probably all in his head.
Did you know that a Squid’s esophagus goes through its brain?
Food for thought, isn’t it?
My friend built an aromatherapy vaporiser with a built-in brain scanner
Seems a bit out there, but makes scents when you think about it.
I had a dream I was looking for my brain
But it was all in my head.
How do you decide whether to be a Brain Surgeon or a Novelist?
You flip a coin. It’ll land on heads or tales.
How did the woman react when the doctor suggested she have a brain biopsy?
She gave him a piece of her mind.
What does a zombie say as he squishes your brains between his fingers?
Got your knows.
There's a microchip you can transplant into your brain to boost your memory
You should keep that in mind.
The real reason humans have wrinkly brains?
We've been in the gene pool too long.
The brain is an amazing organ
it really makes you think.
I was doing brain surgery to a patient the other day
He was rather open-minded if you ask me.
What part of the brain deals with knowledge about plants?
The treefrontal cortex.
A brain aneurysm would be swell.
What do you call the shirt a neurosurgeon wears to every brain surgery?
His specialty.
A friend of mine lost the right side of of his brain in a car accident, but he wouldn’t stop drinking and driving.
No one in their right mind would do that.
I highly encourage you to have more brain farts
It develops mental fartitude.
Did you know there's a college in the brain for hippopotami?
It's called the Hippocampus.
How do you mess up a brain, on paper?
With a few strokes.
What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?
They will give you a piece of your mind.
Keeping tropical fish in your home has a calming effect on the brain
because of the indoor fins.
I didn't want to have brain surgery but I had to.
I guess it changed my mind.
Have you heard about the guy who made a bomb out of a brain?
It was pretty mindblowing.