Where does a brain go on vacation?
To a hippo camp us.
When does a brain get afraid?
When it loses its nerve.
My friend built an aromatherapy vaporiser with a built-in brain scanner
Seems a bit out there, but makes scents when you think about it.
What is the brain's favorite television channel?
The Neural Network.
Why are neuroanatomy classes the smartest?
They have lots of brains.
How do you mess up a brain, on paper?
With a few strokes.
What did the stimulus do to the neuron after they got married?
Carried it over the threshold.
Keeping tropical fish in your home has a calming effect on the brain
because of the indoor fins.
Why were the axons bothered by myelin?
It was getting on their nerves.
happens when you bother the parietal lobe?
It gets very touchy.
Why are sponges and brains similar?
They both like to soak up "material"
What street does the hippocampus live on?
Memory lane.
Why didn't the brain want to take a bath?
What is a neuroscientist's favorite type of dog?
A labratory retriever.
Why does the spinal cord belong in the brass section of an orchestra?
Because of its dorsal and ventral horns.
What do neurons use to talk to each other?
Cellular phones.
What
If your dog was a neurologist, what would it do all day?
Perform PET scans.
Why did the brain go into a group of trees to sleep?
For rest. (forest)
What does a zombie say as he squishes your brains between his fingers?
Got your knows.
An action potential takes the train to school. What is the name of the train station where it gets off for school?
Axon terminal.
What is the name of the Hollywood movie that stars an "outlaw" brain and an "outlaw" woman on a road trip?
Thalamus and Louise.
There's a microchip you can transplant into your brain to boost your memory
You should keep that in mind.
Where are neurons put in jail when they commit a crime?
A nerve cell.
What do you call the shirt a neurosurgeon wears to every brain surgery?
His specialty.
The brain is an amazing organ
it really makes you think.
What do you get when you cross a "bad idea for using fur" with 86 billion neurons?
A hare-brained idea.
The real reason humans have wrinkly brains?
We've been in the gene pool too long.
Did you know that a Squid’s esophagus goes through its brain?
Food for thought, isn’t it?
How do you decide whether to be a Brain Surgeon or a Novelist?
You flip a coin. It’ll land on heads or tales.
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