What happens when a neurotransmitter falls in love with a receptor?
You get a binding relationship.
What do neurons use to talk to each other?
Cellular phones.
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Where does a brain go on vacation?
To a hippo camp us.
An action potential takes the train to school. What is the name of the train station where it gets off for school?
Axon terminal.
What did the right hemisphere say to the left hemisphere when they could not agree on anything?
Let's split.
There's a microchip you can transplant into your brain to boost your memory
You should keep that in mind.
What is a brain's favorite kind of boat?
A cranial blood vessel.
What part of the brain deals with knowledge about plants?
The treefrontal cortex.
How did the mother know her child would become a neuroanatomist?
He was constantly staining stuff.
What is a myelinated neuron's favorite type of music?
Wrap music.
Why did the neuron like to sleep in the top bunk bed?
It wanted to have a high resting potential.
How did the woman react when the doctor suggested she have a brain biopsy?
She gave him a piece of her mind.
What is a sleeping brain's favorite musical group (rock band)?
REM.
What do you call glia when it is happy?
Smyelin.
Did you know that a Squid’s esophagus goes through its brain?
Food for thought, isn’t it?
What did the brain say after it got an electrical shock?
"This was a stimulating experience."
What do you get when you cross a "bad idea for using fur" with 86 billion neurons?
A hare-brained idea.
Why was the neuron sent to the principal's office?
It had trouble controlling its impulses.
Why were the two retinas such good friends?
They always saw eye-to-eye.
What is the best toothpaste for the brain?
Neural crest.
What do you get when you cross a thought with a light bulb?
A bright idea.
Where are neurons put in jail when they commit a crime?
A nerve cell.
What reassuring advice did the meninges give to the brain?
"Don't worry, I've got you covered."
What is a neuroscientist's favorite type of dog?
A labratory retriever.
I had a dream I was looking for my brain
But it was all in my head.
Why do neurons like e-mail?
The love messages.
What are the magic words for a brainy magician?
Hocus sulcus.
Did you know there's a college in the brain for hippopotami?
It's called the Hippocampus.
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