Why can't a brain be 12 inches long?
Becuase then it would be a foot.
What did the Hollywood film director say to the young neuron that wanted to be an actor?
"Hey kid, you've got potential."
How do you mess up a brain, on paper?
With a few strokes.
What did the stimulus do to the neuron after they got married?
Carried it over the threshold.
Why did the neuron like to sleep in the top bunk bed?
It wanted to have a high resting potential.
The brain is an amazing organ
it really makes you think.
How do you decide whether to be a Brain Surgeon or a Novelist?
You flip a coin. It’ll land on heads or tales.
Did you know that a Squid’s esophagus goes through its brain?
Food for thought, isn’t it?
Why were the axons bothered by myelin?
It was getting on their nerves.
Did you know there's a college in the brain for hippopotami?
It's called the Hippocampus.
What did the right hemisphere say to the left hemisphere when they could not agree on anything?
Let's split.
If some of Fred Flintstone's neurotransmitters could talk, what would they say?
"Gaba-Daba-Do!"
Why are neuroanatomy classes the smartest?
They have lots of brains.
Why did the action potential cross the optic chiasm?
To get to the other side.
What is a brain's favorite kind of boat?
A cranial blood vessel.
Why does the spinal cord belong in the brass section of an orchestra?
Because of its dorsal and ventral horns.
What is a neuron's favorite television channel?
The Ion Channel
What type of photos do neurons post to Facebook?
Cellfies.
Where are neurons put in jail when they commit a crime?
A nerve cell.
What is a good pick-up line an axon terminal can use on a dendrite?
"Let's connect."
What are the magic words for a brainy magician?
Hocus sulcus.
Have you heard about the guy who made a bomb out of a brain?
It was pretty mindblowing.
What do you call a hat for the brain?
A thinking cap.
What kind of fish performs brain surgery?
A neurosturgeon.
How did the mother know her child would become a neuroanatomist?
He was constantly staining stuff.
A friend of mine lost the right side of of his brain in a car accident, but he wouldn’t stop drinking and driving.
No one in their right mind would do that.
Where do brains go for vacation in Massachusetts?
Braintree, MA
What do you get when you cross a "bad idea for using fur" with 86 billion neurons?
A hare-brained idea.