How did the woman react when the doctor suggested she have a brain biopsy?
She gave him a piece of her mind.
What do you get when you cross a "bad idea for using fur" with 86 billion neurons?
A hare-brained idea.
What did the hippocampus say during its retirement speech?
"Thanks for the memories."
What do you call a skull without 86 billion neurons?
A no brainer.
Where do brains go for vacation in Massachusetts?
Braintree, MA
When does it rain brains?
During a brain storm.
Did you know there's a college in the brain for hippopotami?
It's called the Hippocampus.
What happens if you break the brain scanner?
How does the spinal cord hammer a nail into a wall?
With a series of spinal taps.
What happens when a neurotransmitter falls in love with a receptor?
You get a binding relationship.
Which cranial nerve would be right at home in a well-known city in Nevada?
The vagus nerve.
What do you call a group of brains who form a singing group at school?
A glia club.
Keeping tropical fish in your home has a calming effect on the brain
because of the indoor fins.
What did the brain say after it got an electrical shock?
"This was a stimulating experience."
If some of Fred Flintstone's neurotransmitters could talk, what would they say?
"Gaba-Daba-Do!"
An action potential takes the train to school. What is the name of the train station where it gets off for school?
Axon terminal.
What reassuring advice did the meninges give to the brain?
"Don't worry, I've got you covered."
What did the axon terminal say to the receptor when they broke up?
I need my space.
Why are sponges and brains similar?
They both like to soak up "material"
How do you mess up a brain, on paper?
With a few strokes.
What is a neuron's favorite television channel?
The Ion Channel
Where does a brain go on vacation?
To a hippo camp us.
There's a microchip you can transplant into your brain to boost your memory
You should keep that in mind.
Why do mummies like myelin?
Because of all the wrapping.
The brain is an amazing organ
it really makes you think.
My friend built an aromatherapy vaporiser with a built-in brain scanner
Seems a bit out there, but makes scents when you think about it.
When does a brain get afraid?
When it loses its nerve.
What did the stimulus do to the neuron after they got married?
Carried it over the threshold.
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