Where does a brain go on vacation?
To a hippo camp us.
If your dog was a neurologist, what would it do all day?
Perform PET scans.
Did you know that a Squid’s esophagus goes through its brain?
Food for thought, isn’t it?
What is a myelinated neuron's favorite type of music?
Wrap music.
What did the brain say after it got an electrical shock?
"This was a stimulating experience."
What is the name of the Hollywood movie that stars an "outlaw" brain and an "outlaw" woman on a road trip?
Thalamus and Louise.
Why do action potentials make good volleyball players?
They are always spiking.
What do neurons do on their birthdays?
They cell-ebrate
What is a neuroscientist's favorite type of dog?
A labratory retriever.
Why were the axons bothered by myelin?
It was getting on their nerves.
What is a neuron's favorite television channel?
The Ion Channel
If some of Fred Flintstone's neurotransmitters could talk, what would they say?
"Gaba-Daba-Do!"
Where does a neuron keep its money?
In a brain bank.
Have you heard about the guy who made a bomb out of a brain?
It was pretty mindblowing.
I didn't want to have brain surgery but I had to.
I guess it changed my mind.
I highly encourage you to have more brain farts
It develops mental fartitude.
Why are fish so smart?
They spend a lot of time in schools.
What did the angry brain say to the nociceptor?
"You're a real pain."
Why are sponges and brains similar?
They both like to soak up "material"
What did parietal say to frontal?
"I lobe you."
Why do neurons like e-mail?
The love messages.
What do you get when you cross a thought with a light bulb?
A bright idea.
My hypochondriac brother just told me he thinks he's got a brain tumor.
I told him not to worry, it's probably all in his head.
I was doing brain surgery to a patient the other day
He was rather open-minded if you ask me.
Why can't a brain be 12 inches long?
Becuase then it would be a foot.
An action potential takes the train to school. What is the name of the train station where it gets off for school?
Axon terminal.
What is a good pick-up line an axon terminal can use on a dendrite?
"Let's connect."
What part of the brain deals with knowledge about plants?
The treefrontal cortex.
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