What happens if you break the brain scanner?
Where does a neuron keep its money?
In a brain bank.
happens when you bother the parietal lobe?
It gets very touchy.
Why did the action potential cross the optic chiasm?
To get to the other side.
Why do mummies like myelin?
Because of all the wrapping.
What is a neuroscientist's favorite type of dog?
A labratory retriever.
The brain is an amazing organ
it really makes you think.
What street does the hippocampus live on?
Memory lane.
Why didn't the brain want to take a bath?
I was doing brain surgery to a patient the other day
He was rather open-minded if you ask me.
If some of Fred Flintstone's neurotransmitters could talk, what would they say?
"Gaba-Daba-Do!"
A brain aneurysm would be swell.
Why are sponges and brains similar?
They both like to soak up "material"
Where are neurons put in jail when they commit a crime?
A nerve cell.
What did the angry brain say to the nociceptor?
"You're a real pain."
Why did the neuron like to sleep in the top bunk bed?
It wanted to have a high resting potential.
What did the stimulus do to the neuron after they got married?
Carried it over the threshold.
When does it rain brains?
During a brain storm.
How did the woman react when the doctor suggested she have a brain biopsy?
She gave him a piece of her mind.
What do you call a hat for the brain?
A thinking cap.
I highly encourage you to have more brain farts
It develops mental fartitude.
What do you call a group of brains who form a singing group at school?
A glia club.
When is a synapse like a tree?
When it is pruned.
Why was the neuron sent to the principal's office?
It had trouble controlling its impulses.
Why is the left cerebral cortex always wrong?
Because it was never in the rgiht.
A friend of mine lost the right side of of his brain in a car accident, but he wouldn’t stop drinking and driving.
No one in their right mind would do that.
What is the brain's favorite television channel?
The Neural Network.
Why were the two retinas such good friends?
They always saw eye-to-eye.
What did the hippocampus say during its retirement speech?
"Thanks for the memories."
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