What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
Don't get tide down.
Water you doing?
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
Tis the sea-sun.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
Tropic like it's hot.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
Feeling fintastic.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
Are you squiding me right now?
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
The ocean made me salty.
Girls just wanna have sun.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
Whale, hello there.
Salty but sweet.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
Sea you at the beach.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
Beach, please.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
Shell yeah.
Avoid pier pressure.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
I can sea clearly now.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
Seas the day.
Beach you to it.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.