What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
Sea you at the beach.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
Beach, please.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
Shell yeah.
Avoid pier pressure.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
I can sea clearly now.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
Seas the day.
Beach you to it.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.