What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
Shell yeah.
Tropic like it's hot.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
Avoid pier pressure.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
Seas the day.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
Beach you to it.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
The ocean made me salty.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
Water you doing?
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
Don't get tide down.
I can sea clearly now.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
Sea you at the beach.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
Feeling fintastic.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
Salty but sweet.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
Beach, please.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
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