Water you doing?
Salty but sweet.
Seas the day.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
Tis the sea-sun.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
Feeling fintastic.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
Girls just wanna have sun.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
Shell yeah.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
Beach you to it.
Don't get tide down.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
Please excuse my resting beach face.
Avoid pier pressure.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
Are you squiding me right now?
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
Tropic like it's hot.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
I can sea clearly now.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
Sea you at the beach.
Beach, please.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
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