How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
Tropic like it's hot.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
Avoid pier pressure.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
Please excuse my resting beach face.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
Whale, hello there.
Water you doing?
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
Tis the sea-sun.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
Seas the day.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
The ocean made me salty.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
Don't get tide down.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
Feeling fintastic.
Beach, please.
Beach you to it.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
Are you squiding me right now?
That crazy little sun of a beach.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
I can sea clearly now.
Shell yeah.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
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