Whale, hello there.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
Are you squiding me right now?
Shell yeah.
Beach you to it.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
Sea you at the beach.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
Tis the sea-sun.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
Beach, please.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
That crazy little sun of a beach.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
Girls just wanna have sun.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
I can sea clearly now.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
Avoid pier pressure.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
The ocean made me salty.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
Tropic like it's hot.
Don't get tide down.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
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