Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
Seas the day.
Salty but sweet.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
Tis the sea-sun.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
Are you squiding me right now?
Please excuse my resting beach face.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
Tropic like it's hot.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
Avoid pier pressure.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
Beach you to it.
Don't get tide down.
Whale, hello there.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
I can sea clearly now.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
The ocean made me salty.
Sea you at the beach.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
Feeling fintastic.
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