Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
Beach, please.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
Shell yeah.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
Beach you to it.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
Salty but sweet.
I can sea clearly now.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
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