The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
Why was the wheelchair basketball team banned from the Paralympics?
They all tested positive for WD-40.
Basketball players at times get athletes foot. Come to think of it, it is like the missle toe astronauts get.
The only difference between time and a ball hog is that the former passes.
You cannot get a basketball game fairly officiated in the jungle because cheetahs are all over.
What is the favorite sport for the young bass? It is the bass get ball.
Why are street thugs so good at basketball?
Because they know how to shoot, steal, and run.
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
Which basketball team is the favorite at the North Pole?
The New York Old Saint Knicks.
What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Shooting stars.
Basketball players make good husbands. They never shoot their wives.
What do a rabid rabbit and a basketball player have in common?
Mad hops.
Many basketball players fail their tests in school because they do not want to pass.
Basketball players are not that patient to follow-through an elaborate court-ship procedure.
Why was the basketball court so slippery?
Because all the players were dribbling on it.
Scrambled eggs are similar to a losing basketball team because both are beaten.