What do you call half of a centaur?
A per-centaur.
I heard Medusa looked really pretty.
In fact, her looks were stunning.
I feel like Medusa was in some rocky relationships.
What do you call a Minotaur in a playground?
A swing and a myth.
Why did the kraken eat 5 ships that were carrying potatoes?
Because nobody can eat just one potato ship.
If you encounter a sea monster, you better get Kraken!
According to Greek mythology, Chiron was a half horse half human doctor.
This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.
Last night, like every night, I dreamt I was half horse, half man.
My shrink says I'm just being self centaured.
I have no idea how so many people didn’t make it out the labyrinth.
It only took me a minotaur two.
Pan wants to lead his kind to rebellion, but...
He can't get no Satyr Faction.
I hear the Minotaur is really stubborn....
He's really bull-headed.
What do you call a mythical being working in a smoothie store?
Mejuicea.
What's the Kraken gonna give you that'll make you laugh uncontrollably?
Ten Tickles!
What do hydras fear the most?
Dehydration!
Why are Minotaurs always broke?
Because their loan sharks are always milking them dry!
What was it like to fight Medusa?
- At first I was afraid, then I was petrified...
What's the similarity between a sailor and a thief?
Both have a phobia for sirens.