What do you call a small Minotaur?
A Minitaur.
What do Krakens eat?
Fish and ships.
I have no idea how so many people didn’t make it out the labyrinth.
It only took me a minotaur two.
Within the labyrinthine bureaucracy prowls the deadly Adminotaur.
What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?
Half-calf.
What was the most common game played by Greek Gods?
Hydra and seek.
What do you call a very active hydra?
Hydradynamic.
What's the Kraken gonna give you that'll make you laugh uncontrollably?
Ten Tickles!
What was it like to fight Medusa?
- At first I was afraid, then I was petrified...
I heard Medusa looked really pretty.
In fact, her looks were stunning.
What would you call a singer who's really scared of medusa?
A rockstar.
- Hey, graduate student Minotaur, what are you up to today?
- Not much, just working on my Theseus.
When a Minotaur considers himself an optimist is it that he sees his glass as half-bull?
I wish medusa would stop objectifying people.
Never believe minotaurs...
Half of everything they say is bull.
I’ve started dating Medusa recently.
Our relationship rocks!
A sphinx was guarding a road when a traveler walked by.
The sphinx said to the man, "You may pass if you can answer my riddle: What is wider than an ocean, heavier than a mountain, and unbounded by the laws of physics?"
The man thought for a moment and answered, "Imagination."
"Wrong," said the Sphinx. "The answer is your mom."