- Hey, graduate student Minotaur, what are you up to today?
- Not much, just working on my Theseus.
If you encounter a sea monster, you better get Kraken!
What is Medusa’s favorite cheese?
Gorgonzola.
Why did the ad agency hire a hydra?
She knew how to wear many different hats.
Why did the kraken eat 5 ships that were carrying potatoes?
Because nobody can eat just one potato ship.
When a Minotaur considers himself an optimist is it that he sees his glass as half-bull?
I’ve started dating Medusa recently.
Our relationship rocks!
What was the most common game played by Greek Gods?
Hydra and seek.
What did the minotaur say to the real estate agent?
- Amazing.
Stealthy minotaurs are always camooflauged.
If you think Earth has too few human-animal hybrids, then it behooves you to become a centaur.
What do you call a half man half horse in the middle of an army formation?
The centaur of attention.
According to Greek mythology, Chiron was a half horse half human doctor.
This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.
I wish medusa would stop objectifying people.
A sphinx was guarding a road when a traveler walked by.
The sphinx said to the man, "You may pass if you can answer my riddle: What is wider than an ocean, heavier than a mountain, and unbounded by the laws of physics?"
The man thought for a moment and answered, "Imagination."
"Wrong," said the Sphinx. "The answer is your mom."
These sea monster jokes are so funny.
They had me kraken!
I heard Medusa looked really pretty.
In fact, her looks were stunning.
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