Why did the kraken eat 5 ships that were carrying potatoes?
Because nobody can eat just one potato ship.
Stealthy minotaurs are always camooflauged.
What do you call a Minotaur in a playground?
A swing and a myth.
What do you call half of a centaur?
A per-centaur.
I feel like Medusa was in some rocky relationships.
If you encounter a sea monster, you better get Kraken!
What do hydras fear the most?
Dehydration!
What's the Kraken gonna give you that'll make you laugh uncontrollably?
Ten Tickles!
Why did the ad agency hire a hydra?
She knew how to wear many different hats.
What was the most common game played by Greek Gods?
Hydra and seek.
What's the similarity between a sailor and a thief?
Both have a phobia for sirens.
If you think Earth has too few human-animal hybrids, then it behooves you to become a centaur.
Pan wants to lead his kind to rebellion, but...
He can't get no Satyr Faction.
What did one sea monster say to the other sea monster when they started their new jobs as sewer inspectors?
- It’s going to be a Nessie job, but let’s get Kraken!
What was it like to fight Medusa?
- At first I was afraid, then I was petrified...
I hear the Minotaur is really stubborn....
He's really bull-headed.
These sea monster jokes are so funny.
They had me kraken!
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