What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?
Half-calf.
Stealthy minotaurs are always camooflauged.
What do you call a mythical being working in a smoothie store?
Mejuicea.
What did one sea monster say to the other sea monster when they started their new jobs as sewer inspectors?
- It’s going to be a Nessie job, but let’s get Kraken!
Never believe minotaurs...
Half of everything they say is bull.
I wish medusa would stop objectifying people.
Why did the kraken eat 5 ships that were carrying potatoes?
Because nobody can eat just one potato ship.
What do you call half of a centaur?
A per-centaur.
Last night, like every night, I dreamt I was half horse, half man.
My shrink says I'm just being self centaured.
I met an annoying squid who wanted to become a comedian.
He wouldn’t stop kraken jokes.
What was the most common game played by Greek Gods?
Hydra and seek.
How did Poseidon greet the sea monster?
- Hey buddy, what's kraken?
A sphinx was guarding a road when a traveler walked by.
The sphinx said to the man, "You may pass if you can answer my riddle: What is wider than an ocean, heavier than a mountain, and unbounded by the laws of physics?"
The man thought for a moment and answered, "Imagination."
"Wrong," said the Sphinx. "The answer is your mom."
What is Medusa’s favorite cheese?
Gorgonzola.
These sea monster jokes are so funny.
They had me kraken!
Why do Minotaurs make terrible detectives?
Because they hate to go on steak-outs!
What do Krakens eat?
Fish and ships.
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