Last night, like every night, I dreamt I was half horse, half man.
My shrink says I'm just being self centaured.
Never believe minotaurs...
Half of everything they say is bull.
Within the labyrinthine bureaucracy prowls the deadly Adminotaur.
What did one sea monster say to the other sea monster when they started their new jobs as sewer inspectors?
- It’s going to be a Nessie job, but let’s get Kraken!
When a Minotaur considers himself an optimist is it that he sees his glass as half-bull?
I feel like Medusa was in some rocky relationships.
I heard Medusa looked really pretty.
In fact, her looks were stunning.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
Titanic.
What do you call a Minotaur in a playground?
A swing and a myth.
"If you want to pass this point alive, you must answer my riddle: What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and on three legs in the evening?" the Sphinx asked.
Oedipus pondered for a moment, "Probably one of those new Pokemones," he finally replied. "There is like 600 of them.
"Fair enough man," spoke the Sphinx. "I can't reasonably expect you to remember all their names. You may pass."
What do you call half of a centaur?
A per-centaur.
I have no idea how so many people didn’t make it out the labyrinth.
It only took me a minotaur two.
What do you call a half man half horse in the middle of an army formation?
The centaur of attention.
Why did king Minos put Minotaur inside a labyrinth?
He wanted to amaze his wife.
What was it like to fight Medusa?
- At first I was afraid, then I was petrified...
Why do Minotaurs make terrible detectives?
Because they hate to go on steak-outs!
These sea monster jokes are so funny.
They had me kraken!
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