What did the giant octopus say to the pirate ship?
- What’s Kraken?
Why are Minotaurs always broke?
Because their loan sharks are always milking them dry!
I wish medusa would stop objectifying people.
What did one sea monster say to the other sea monster when they started their new jobs as sewer inspectors?
- It’s going to be a Nessie job, but let’s get Kraken!
Who is Medusa’s cheesy cousin?
Gorgon Zola
Last night, like every night, I dreamt I was half horse, half man.
My shrink says I'm just being self centaured.
What did the minotaur say to the real estate agent?
- Amazing.
"If you want to pass this point alive, you must answer my riddle: What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and on three legs in the evening?" the Sphinx asked.
Oedipus pondered for a moment, "Probably one of those new Pokemones," he finally replied. "There is like 600 of them.
"Fair enough man," spoke the Sphinx. "I can't reasonably expect you to remember all their names. You may pass."
What's the Kraken gonna give you that'll make you laugh uncontrollably?
Ten Tickles!
I met an annoying squid who wanted to become a comedian.
He wouldn’t stop kraken jokes.
What would you call a singer who's really scared of medusa?
A rockstar.
Within the labyrinthine bureaucracy prowls the deadly Adminotaur.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
Titanic.
I’ve started dating Medusa recently.
Our relationship rocks!
What do you call a half man half horse in the middle of an army formation?
The centaur of attention.
THE KRAKEN: Yes, I'd like to renew my lease, please.
LANDLORD: Re-lease the Kraken!
These sea monster jokes are so funny.
They had me kraken!
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