I wish medusa would stop objectifying people.
If you think Earth has too few human-animal hybrids, then it behooves you to become a centaur.
What's the Kraken gonna give you that'll make you laugh uncontrollably?
Ten Tickles!
Who is Medusa’s cheesy cousin?
Gorgon Zola
According to Greek mythology, Chiron was a half horse half human doctor.
This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.
What would you call a singer who's really scared of medusa?
A rockstar.
I heard Medusa looked really pretty.
In fact, her looks were stunning.
What do you call a very active hydra?
Hydradynamic.
Why did king Minos put Minotaur inside a labyrinth?
He wanted to amaze his wife.
What was it like to fight Medusa?
- At first I was afraid, then I was petrified...
I hear the Minotaur is really stubborn....
He's really bull-headed.
What did the minotaur say to the real estate agent?
- Amazing.
What do you call a half man half horse in the middle of an army formation?
The centaur of attention.
I’ve started dating Medusa recently.
Our relationship rocks!
What did the giant octopus say to the pirate ship?
- What’s Kraken?
What was the most common game played by Greek Gods?
Hydra and seek.
If you encounter a sea monster, you better get Kraken!
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