What did one sea monster say to the other sea monster when they started their new jobs as sewer inspectors?
- It’s going to be a Nessie job, but let’s get Kraken!
Why do Minotaurs make terrible detectives?
Because they hate to go on steak-outs!
THE KRAKEN: Yes, I'd like to renew my lease, please.
LANDLORD: Re-lease the Kraken!
How did Poseidon greet the sea monster?
- Hey buddy, what's kraken?
If you encounter a sea monster, you better get Kraken!
A sphinx was guarding a road when a traveler walked by.
The sphinx said to the man, "You may pass if you can answer my riddle: What is wider than an ocean, heavier than a mountain, and unbounded by the laws of physics?"
The man thought for a moment and answered, "Imagination."
"Wrong," said the Sphinx. "The answer is your mom."
What do you call a Minotaur in a playground?
A swing and a myth.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
Titanic.
What do you call a very active hydra?
Hydradynamic.
What do you call a mythical being working in a smoothie store?
Mejuicea.
Within the labyrinthine bureaucracy prowls the deadly Adminotaur.
What do you call a small Minotaur?
A Minitaur.
What did the minotaur say to the real estate agent?
- Amazing.
What do hydras fear the most?
Dehydration!
What was it like to fight Medusa?
- At first I was afraid, then I was petrified...
What did the giant octopus say to the pirate ship?
- What’s Kraken?
Pan wants to lead his kind to rebellion, but...
He can't get no Satyr Faction.
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