If you encounter a sea monster, you better get Kraken!
What's the similarity between a sailor and a thief?
Both have a phobia for sirens.
What did the minotaur say to the real estate agent?
- Amazing.
What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?
Half-calf.
These sea monster jokes are so funny.
They had me kraken!
I wish medusa would stop objectifying people.
What do you call a half man half horse in the middle of an army formation?
The centaur of attention.
What did one sea monster say to the other sea monster when they started their new jobs as sewer inspectors?
- It’s going to be a Nessie job, but let’s get Kraken!
A sphinx was guarding a road when a traveler walked by.
The sphinx said to the man, "You may pass if you can answer my riddle: What is wider than an ocean, heavier than a mountain, and unbounded by the laws of physics?"
The man thought for a moment and answered, "Imagination."
"Wrong," said the Sphinx. "The answer is your mom."
When a Minotaur considers himself an optimist is it that he sees his glass as half-bull?
What do you call a small Minotaur?
A Minitaur.
I’ve started dating Medusa recently.
Our relationship rocks!
I have no idea how so many people didn’t make it out the labyrinth.
It only took me a minotaur two.
Within the labyrinthine bureaucracy prowls the deadly Adminotaur.
What would you call a singer who's really scared of medusa?
A rockstar.
Never believe minotaurs...
Half of everything they say is bull.
What do you call a very active hydra?
Hydradynamic.
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