According to Greek mythology, Chiron was a half horse half human doctor.
This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.
Stealthy minotaurs are always camooflauged.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
Titanic.
When a Minotaur considers himself an optimist is it that he sees his glass as half-bull?
THE KRAKEN: Yes, I'd like to renew my lease, please.
LANDLORD: Re-lease the Kraken!
I have no idea how so many people didn’t make it out the labyrinth.
It only took me a minotaur two.
Why are Minotaurs always broke?
Because their loan sharks are always milking them dry!
Why did king Minos put Minotaur inside a labyrinth?
He wanted to amaze his wife.
What do hydras fear the most?
Dehydration!
Never believe minotaurs...
Half of everything they say is bull.
What is Medusa’s favorite cheese?
Gorgonzola.
These sea monster jokes are so funny.
They had me kraken!
What do Krakens eat?
Fish and ships.
I’ve started dating Medusa recently.
Our relationship rocks!
"If you want to pass this point alive, you must answer my riddle: What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and on three legs in the evening?" the Sphinx asked.
Oedipus pondered for a moment, "Probably one of those new Pokemones," he finally replied. "There is like 600 of them.
"Fair enough man," spoke the Sphinx. "I can't reasonably expect you to remember all their names. You may pass."
What do you call a small Minotaur?
A Minitaur.
Pan wants to lead his kind to rebellion, but...
He can't get no Satyr Faction.
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