What do hydras fear the most?
Dehydration!
What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?
Half-calf.
What did the giant octopus say to the pirate ship?
- What’s Kraken?
What do you call a very active hydra?
Hydradynamic.
What did one sea monster say to the other sea monster when they started their new jobs as sewer inspectors?
- It’s going to be a Nessie job, but let’s get Kraken!
Why did the kraken eat 5 ships that were carrying potatoes?
Because nobody can eat just one potato ship.
Why did the ad agency hire a hydra?
She knew how to wear many different hats.
- Hey, graduate student Minotaur, what are you up to today?
- Not much, just working on my Theseus.
How did Poseidon greet the sea monster?
- Hey buddy, what's kraken?
What do you call a mythical being working in a smoothie store?
Mejuicea.
I’ve started dating Medusa recently.
Our relationship rocks!
Why are Minotaurs always broke?
Because their loan sharks are always milking them dry!
Why did king Minos put Minotaur inside a labyrinth?
He wanted to amaze his wife.
What do Krakens eat?
Fish and ships.
What do you call a Minotaur in a playground?
A swing and a myth.
Who is Medusa’s cheesy cousin?
Gorgon Zola
I heard Medusa looked really pretty.
In fact, her looks were stunning.
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