What's the Kraken gonna give you that'll make you laugh uncontrollably?
Ten Tickles!
What did one sea monster say to the other sea monster when they started their new jobs as sewer inspectors?
- It’s going to be a Nessie job, but let’s get Kraken!
What do you call a small Minotaur?
A Minitaur.
THE KRAKEN: Yes, I'd like to renew my lease, please.
LANDLORD: Re-lease the Kraken!
These sea monster jokes are so funny.
They had me kraken!
Never believe minotaurs...
Half of everything they say is bull.
What was it like to fight Medusa?
- At first I was afraid, then I was petrified...
What's the similarity between a sailor and a thief?
Both have a phobia for sirens.
Why did king Minos put Minotaur inside a labyrinth?
He wanted to amaze his wife.
What do you call a mythical being working in a smoothie store?
Mejuicea.
How did Poseidon greet the sea monster?
- Hey buddy, what's kraken?
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
Titanic.
What do you call half of a centaur?
A per-centaur.
Within the labyrinthine bureaucracy prowls the deadly Adminotaur.
Why do Minotaurs make terrible detectives?
Because they hate to go on steak-outs!
What did the minotaur say to the real estate agent?
- Amazing.
Why did the ad agency hire a hydra?
She knew how to wear many different hats.
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