What do you call a titan that can't swim?
Titanic.
Stealthy minotaurs are always camooflauged.
What did the giant octopus say to the pirate ship?
- What’s Kraken?
I heard Medusa looked really pretty.
In fact, her looks were stunning.
Why did king Minos put Minotaur inside a labyrinth?
He wanted to amaze his wife.
Pan wants to lead his kind to rebellion, but...
He can't get no Satyr Faction.
What do you call a mythical being working in a smoothie store?
Mejuicea.
What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?
Half-calf.
What was the most common game played by Greek Gods?
Hydra and seek.
I’ve started dating Medusa recently.
Our relationship rocks!
Why did the kraken eat 5 ships that were carrying potatoes?
Because nobody can eat just one potato ship.
I hear the Minotaur is really stubborn....
He's really bull-headed.
I wish medusa would stop objectifying people.
What did the minotaur say to the real estate agent?
- Amazing.
What do you call a small Minotaur?
A Minitaur.
These sea monster jokes are so funny.
They had me kraken!
"If you want to pass this point alive, you must answer my riddle: What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and on three legs in the evening?" the Sphinx asked.
Oedipus pondered for a moment, "Probably one of those new Pokemones," he finally replied. "There is like 600 of them.
"Fair enough man," spoke the Sphinx. "I can't reasonably expect you to remember all their names. You may pass."
- Hey, graduate student Minotaur, what are you up to today?
- Not much, just working on my Theseus.
What did one sea monster say to the other sea monster when they started their new jobs as sewer inspectors?
- It’s going to be a Nessie job, but let’s get Kraken!
What's the similarity between a sailor and a thief?
Both have a phobia for sirens.
Never believe minotaurs...
Half of everything they say is bull.
Who is Medusa’s cheesy cousin?
Gorgon Zola
Why are Minotaurs always broke?
Because their loan sharks are always milking them dry!
What do you call half of a centaur?
A per-centaur.
What would you call a singer who's really scared of medusa?
A rockstar.
What do you call a very active hydra?
Hydradynamic.
According to Greek mythology, Chiron was a half horse half human doctor.
This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.
How did Poseidon greet the sea monster?
- Hey buddy, what's kraken?
I met an annoying squid who wanted to become a comedian.
He wouldn’t stop kraken jokes.
What is Medusa’s favorite cheese?
Gorgonzola.
I feel like Medusa was in some rocky relationships.
Why did the ad agency hire a hydra?
She knew how to wear many different hats.
What was it like to fight Medusa?
- At first I was afraid, then I was petrified...
A sphinx was guarding a road when a traveler walked by.
The sphinx said to the man, "You may pass if you can answer my riddle: What is wider than an ocean, heavier than a mountain, and unbounded by the laws of physics?"
The man thought for a moment and answered, "Imagination."
"Wrong," said the Sphinx. "The answer is your mom."
If you encounter a sea monster, you better get Kraken!
If you think Earth has too few human-animal hybrids, then it behooves you to become a centaur.
What do Krakens eat?
Fish and ships.
Why do Minotaurs make terrible detectives?
Because they hate to go on steak-outs!
When a Minotaur considers himself an optimist is it that he sees his glass as half-bull?
Within the labyrinthine bureaucracy prowls the deadly Adminotaur.
Last night, like every night, I dreamt I was half horse, half man.
My shrink says I'm just being self centaured.
THE KRAKEN: Yes, I'd like to renew my lease, please.
LANDLORD: Re-lease the Kraken!
What do you call a half man half horse in the middle of an army formation?
The centaur of attention.
What do hydras fear the most?
Dehydration!
I have no idea how so many people didn’t make it out the labyrinth.
It only took me a minotaur two.
What's the Kraken gonna give you that'll make you laugh uncontrollably?
Ten Tickles!
What do you call a Minotaur in a playground?
A swing and a myth.
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