Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Get in the swim this summer.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
This summer is going swimmingly.
For instant fun, just add water.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
Summer is just floating by.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
Poor white splash.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
Water you doing on [date]?
My moment in the sun.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
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