What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
Get in the swim this summer.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
This summer is going swimmingly.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
Poor white splash.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
My moment in the sun.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
Summer is just floating by.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
Water you doing on [date]?
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
For instant fun, just add water.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
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