This summer is going swimmingly.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
For instant fun, just add water.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
Water you doing on [date]?
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
Poor white splash.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
My moment in the sun.
Get in the swim this summer.
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Summer is just floating by.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
This is one spray-cation to remember.
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
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