How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.