Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.