Worm Puns

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Worm Puns

Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!