How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs