How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs