What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs