Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.