Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.