What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!