A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!