What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.