I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!