Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.