Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.