Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!