How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.