What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.