Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!