I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.