Worm Puns

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Worm Puns

Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!