What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.