What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.