Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.