What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.