What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!