Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
What eats laptops? Computer worms.