Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.