Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.