What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!