What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.