What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!