Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.