Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.