What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.