The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.