What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.