Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.