When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.