Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.