How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.