What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.