Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.