A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.