What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.