All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.