We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.