Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?