What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.