My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.