The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.