How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.