Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.