The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.