People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.