My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.