Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.