What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.