The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.