Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.