Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".