Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.