How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.