The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.