The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.