What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.