What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'