Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’