A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.