A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.