What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.