A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.