Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!