Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.