Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!