What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.