The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.