Tiger Puns

These tiger puns will have you ROARing in laughter.

Tiger Puns

How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'