What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.