The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!