How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'