Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.