Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.