What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.