How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!