What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.