How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.