What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!