Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.