Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!