How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.