Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.