Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.