A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.