I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!