If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.