What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.