How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.