What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.