What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!