What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.