What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.