Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.