What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny