What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.