What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!