What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.