What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”