What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.