How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!