Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.