What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.