What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!