What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny