What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!